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If you play soccer you won't be happy to know that:
there's a red card which means you won't play soon
there are rules
if you kick someone in the face, the ref might get mad=(
once your taken out, your not coming back in
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If you play soccer then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
swimming
wrestling
illegal tailgating
ufc fights
Hint: being a... | buying a...
If you want to really play soccer you should have those things:
balls
soccer shoes
shields
cleats
water
attitude
mental focus
speed
endurance
strength
mental strengh
brains
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If you play soccer and you want to push the limits, try to:
be better than the premier league players
trip them or hurt them right away
slide tackle...the right way!
after passing the goalie, bend down and head the ball into the goal
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When you play soccer it is not the same as ... because ...:
american football, because it's about technique, not strength
running, because it requires more thought
basketball because it actually requires skill
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When you play soccer it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
european football, because it's called soccer
chess, because of the thought process
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When you play soccer your "mortal enemies" are:
the ref
traumas
triburo!!!
yourself
the other team
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These sites will help you when you play soccer:
help i need a sites to play soccer so people write somethink
footytube.com ; )
Hint: ...
You know it's the last time you play soccer when:
you catch a ball with your groin and you didn't have shield
you kick your coach in the head
ur caught making out with the ref before the championship game
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When you play soccer and fail it's probably because:
you're in Bronx and nobody plays soccer in Bronx
you dont like to play
you give up?
you fall when pushing someone after they oush you
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What would be different in the idea (you play soccer) if you had a million dollars:
get alot better or a trainer
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If you play soccer it's probably because:
its the best effin sport ever
it's so fun to play
u get in shape
its the best sport in the world
its my world
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