If you play the trumpet you might like this about it:
your lips are very plumpy and seducing without plastic surgery
your neighbours would be really willing to pay you for waking them up in the morning with a scout trumpet melody
you will always be at the front of a band!
you can get amazing abs by forcing those high notes..
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If you play the trumpet you won't be happy to know that:
you are not going to be a famous rapper in time
it leaves a little circular dent on your lips if you play for a while
it hurts if you play to ong
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If you play the trumpet then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
playing a traffic cone like a trumpet
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If you want to really play the trumpet you should have those things:
a trumpet?
stand
mouth peice
oils and other cleaning stuff
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If you play the trumpet and you want to push the limits, try to:
always announce your next song to the neighbouring listeners via your stereosystem
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When you play the trumpet it is not the same as ... because ...:
sax, because you're cooler than they are :p
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When you play the trumpet it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
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When you play the trumpet your "mortal enemies" are:
clarinet players
sax players
neighbours/flatmates
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These sites will help you when you play the trumpet:
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You know it's the last time you play the trumpet when:
the fat lady sings
someone calls firemen to your house
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When you play the trumpet and fail it's probably because:
you're not being patient with yourself
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What would be different in the idea (you play the trumpet) if you had a million dollars:
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If you play the trumpet it's probably because:
you ripped your drums
you know how awesome you are and want to be more awesomer (double superlative)
you are cooler than everyone else
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Never ceases to amaze me how you found it:
Where to go to play the trumpet
How to play if you happy and you know it on a trumpet