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If you play the trumpet for the first time, you really should:
  • not play to long itll hurt take breaks (nick deleon)   
  • do not go to high notes your lips will explode and then you wont be able to play no more   
If you play the trumpet you should always:
  • eat lemon before a performance   
  • relax   
If you play the trumpet you should never:
  • or anything sweet   
  • not eat candy   
  • eat sugar first   
If you play the trumpet you might like this about it:
  • your lips are very plumpy and seducing without plastic surgery   
  • your neighbours would be really willing to pay you for waking them up in the morning with a scout trumpet melody   
  • you will always be at the front of a band!   
  • you can get amazing abs by forcing those high notes..   
If you play the trumpet you won't be happy to know that:
  • you are not going to be a famous rapper in time   
  • it leaves a little circular dent on your lips if you play for a while   
  • it hurts if you play to ong   
If you play the trumpet then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • playing a traffic cone like a trumpet   
If you want to really play the trumpet you should have those things:
  • a trumpet?   
  • stand   
  • mouth peice   
  • oils and other cleaning stuff   
If you play the trumpet and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • always announce your next song to the neighbouring listeners via your stereosystem   
When you play the trumpet it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • sax, because you're cooler than they are :p   
When you play the trumpet it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
When you play the trumpet your "mortal enemies" are:
  • clarinet players   
  • sax players   
  • neighbours/flatmates   
These sites will help you when you play the trumpet:
You know it's the last time you play the trumpet when:
  • the fat lady sings   
  • someone calls firemen to your house   
When you play the trumpet and fail it's probably because:
  • you're not being patient with yourself   
What would be different in the idea (you play the trumpet) if you had a million dollars:
If you play the trumpet it's probably because:
  • you ripped your drums   
  • you know how awesome you are and want to be more awesomer (double superlative)   
  • you are cooler than everyone else   


Never ceases to amaze me how you found it:

  • Where to go to play the trumpet
  • How to play if you happy and you know it on a trumpet
  • You know you play trumpet when
  • How old should you be to you a trumpet


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