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If you play the trumpet for the first time, you really should:
  • do not go to high notes your lips will explode and then you wont be able to play no more   
  • not play to long itll hurt take breaks (nick deleon)   
If you play the trumpet you should always:
  • eat lemon before a performance   
  • relax   
If you play the trumpet you should never:
  • or anything sweet   
  • not eat candy   
  • eat sugar first   
If you play the trumpet you might like this about it:
  • your lips are very plumpy and seducing without plastic surgery   
  • your neighbours would be really willing to pay you for waking them up in the morning with a scout trumpet melody   
  • you will always be at the front of a band!   
  • you can get amazing abs by forcing those high notes..   
  • you can lick oreo's up and down till you say stop, let me play with your trumpet baby, make you feel hot! let me play all those tunes you want me to, because tonight baby   
  • im gonna get freaky with you!   
If you play the trumpet you won't be happy to know that:
  • you are not going to be a famous rapper in time   
  • it leaves a little circular dent on your lips if you play for a while   
  • it hurts if you play to ong   
If you play the trumpet then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • playing a traffic cone like a trumpet   
If you want to really play the trumpet you should have those things:
  • a trumpet?   
  • stand   
  • mouth peice   
  • oils and other cleaning stuff   
If you play the trumpet and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • always announce your next song to the neighbouring listeners via your stereosystem   
When you play the trumpet it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • sax, because you're cooler than they are :p   
When you play the trumpet it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • giving head...   
When you play the trumpet your "mortal enemies" are:
  • clarinet players   
  • sax players   
  • neighbours/flatmates   
  • and oreo's   
  • people   
  • flutes   
  • trumpets   
These sites will help you when you play the trumpet:
You know it's the last time you play the trumpet when:
  • the fat lady sings   
  • someone calls firemen to your house   
  • u brake something   
  • you bite the curb   
When you play the trumpet and fail it's probably because:
  • you're not being patient with yourself   
  • ur still trying   
  • your not cool enough   
What would be different in the idea (you play the trumpet) if you had a million dollars:
  • nothing   
If you play the trumpet it's probably because:
  • you ripped your drums   
  • you know how awesome you are and want to be more awesomer (double superlative)   
  • you are cooler than everyone else   
  • u dopnt know what else to pick   


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  • Where to go to play the trumpet
  • How to play if you happy and you know it on a trumpet
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  • How old should you be to you a trumpet


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