If you see a ghost for the first time, you really should:
ask yourself is it a dream?
are you 100% sure you do
ask it who it is
ask what's his or her name?
don't slap it
yall probably think im crazy but im going to talk to a women ghost i saw and help her to cross over and rest in peace
ask it/her/him if they are wanting you to help them
start thalking to them
be calm and relax
ask them yes or no ?'s
take its picture
will you hurt me ?
if your a nice ghost knock 3 time ?
say "i see you"
how are you?
ask to leave
if you here a ghost and your scared just ask it to stop it
congratulate it on taking your "haunting" virginity
record what yyou saw;the details
did jesus send you?
ask it if u want to be friends
if ise mean wat too do
ask it why are you here what do u want and say i can see you whatz your name
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tackle it
strip for it
ask if its married then kiss it
slap it
get your phone out and find an answer on suggestan.com
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and katie so dont laugh.
try c if it needs help as that is all a ghost trying to make contact wants dont show fear they are very rarely bad, most are just confused. it wont hurt you
not go to englishtoghetto.com
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ask your name
ask it if it wants to make a ghost/human baby
lick it slowwwwlyyyy cuz ghosts taste so damn good
if its a boy ask how big its cock is if its a girl ask how big of a cock she can take
is it god!!
i see dead people:p
kill yourself
talk to the ghost when you alone and ask it questions like
what do u want from me?
tell your parents
shit yourself
ask them what doo they want from you!
if your scared ask politly to go away never try to harm a ghost
say , 'whats your name and why are you here.'
call 911
masturbate and jizz all over the ghost body, regardless of gender
ask it questions
ask will you hurt me
ask did i just see this
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try not to panic
tell it your friends with chuck noris
kill yourself, so you can be ghost buddies:)
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our school is hornted
i have to go to a school thats horntad
ghostatschool
get a real life. :c
slit your wrist
call 118 118
play monopoly with it
tell it to **** of man!!!!!!!!!!!
and this has got to do with seein a ghost but i live in a haunted pub, and i slept now stairs in the pitch black with my mate and the piano started playing ansd i was cry
but there is a ghost here beacuise i seen her a couple of times and i still get scared even though she wont hurt me
try to fist fight it
taunt it to the point it posesses your body & throws it off the nearest roof
abuse it as much as u can its true in indian mythology
look on websites like this for lame answers
ask if it came alone
and go away
run really fast an go to a church an pray
what do u do if it calls for you?
if its a girl tell her your a virgin and convince her to give up that ghost vag
ask it to bake a pie
please dont scare me
put holy water on yourslef that will make the ghost go away
if its a girl, see if you can finger it
kick it it the nuts or if it is a girl, her chesticals
start praying!!
ask if he/she knows kungfu..
ask it to dinner
say to him/her "i'm your friend
ask if its good
they ask you toplay a game will you or not you dont know if they will hurt you
flip it off
touch it
ing and after all it was my dad
if you are scared ask it to not scare you
scream for it to piss off
u should ideally say hey now enoughs enough
be nice and say are you ok or are you scared and plz can we play a game togeter and be bffs
that you see died people
make sure you don't walk through it
you people are perverts!!!
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tell to make a call on +919026029914
i have been hearing the ghost and it wispers and i am so scared
ask if it's not a pervert
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If you see a ghost you should always:
try to stay calm
stay calm
dont show fear
ask it questions
try to communicate with it
talk to it
help it if it needs help
pray to god
dont kiss it
try and debunk
be nice to it
fighjt with it
pray to god
say "lord have mercy."
watch rookie blue together
make love with it
jerk off, it might be your last time
call 911
keep ur mouth shout
see clerly
get it to haunt your school
p.s if you are calm, they will be too
tell some body
try to avoid it
throw crap at it
aask if any one else sees what you see
ask it to buy some preperation h for you
scream like crazy
fight with it
wow
use your gift and feel its story
tell a dog
plz be nice and be bff forever and have fun'
whut
call ghost adventures
try ignoring it and if it worsens move to someplace else
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not go to englishtoghetto.com
dont show your fear, and ignore
dont do anything back at it
wow i dont know why i am using this stuff for a project but oh well it is do yesterday
wow
kill yourself
be calm, dont slap it or instead of it knocking on your walls it would be knocking on your head
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prayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 4 ur life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
start singing rock-a-by-baby
just be calm and try to help them in thier problems
challenge it to a game of wii
let it know your not going to harm the poor thing
just ignore it , if its bothering you.. say leave or stop
ghosts never wanna hurt you and even if they want to they can't i <3 ghosts4evr
it might be your family
it might be so helpfull
some are friendly
they only appear when they want to
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it can be slapped
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If you see a ghost you won't be happy to know that:
they take your soul
it might make creeks while you sleep and scare you
it can hurt u
it might haunt you
they are vampires
there is a slight chance that you are a ghost too
they might be satin
they can watch you while you shower
you can feel them watching you/their presence
they can still give you std's
squiads exists in the afterlife
they are watching you jerk off
they may make you move out of your house and be homeless
they can posess you
sasquatch does exist!
stay with with mahhweaaa
it can molest you
it will keep scaring you even if you ask it to stop
they like it that your scared....
try to stay as calm as u can dont freak out to much but if your alone thenn uhhhh :/
they scare you when they don't want to.. :9
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If you see a ghost then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
voodoo
try and talk to it.....[i'm not sure if they can talk or not]
get to know their past life
shitting bricks
voodoo
dying
killing people
watever ur taking to see a ghost pass that shit xd
kill everyone in your school
hurt people that you want o tear a part
try talking to it..
try to know about it
touching your self
doing ur mom
Hint: being a... | buying a...
If you want to really see a ghost you should have those things:
emf reader, evp recorder
flash light
ougi board
camera
night vision goggles
a kife are somthing
garlic
a way the hell out of the building
a tub full of holy water
a dildo
paranormal expert
a bucket of ketchup
a dead body
sixth sense
a wissle
dont do it
ask to see it
Hint: lots of... | at least... | a lot... | a good... | a great... | really big... | something to...
If you see a ghost and you want to push the limits, try to:
ask to take out the garbage when it leaves
unzip your pants
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get out
this is not your house
through things at it
slap it twice
kill it
no... don't kill it you have to try
yes try to let his soul free
eat it
get a boner
find out it's mom's adress
make it pay rent
mock it
evict it
say bad words to him to scare you out of your soul
say hey you are ugly
say they need to upgrade their wardrobe
try killing it rambo style
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tell it you killed his mom or some shit
kil
kill it
with nothing
no dont do that
say "i love you"
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When you see a ghost it is not the same as ... because ...:
you could be paranoid or theirs an actual ghost in your house and call one of those ghost hunters show
you could be paranoid or theirs an actual ghost in your house and call one of those ghost hunters show
ah ah ah! harder!!!
call the ... ghost busters!!!
you will traumatized
it's not human
when you see a ghost it is not the same a ... because ...:
well gost are scary and some are nice but u shold tell some one but if they think ur crazy then dont tell thim no more and call the gost hunters
Hint: going to... | being a... | riding a... | being an... | programming in... | driving, because...
When you see a ghost it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
dont talk to the ghost even if its nice or mean their very tricky
because some ghost are nice and some are mean
as a evil or nice girl or boy
an intruder in my home......because they are dead
a human because its got feelings to..
just cuz
Hint: being a... | being in... | any other...
When you see a ghost your "mortal enemies" are:
people finding out
demons
... the bad one lol i guess demons
god
carebears
ghost busters
demons4evr
you
you
obama
bealzibub, and mr t
Hint: people who... | lack of... | high priced... | people with... | things that... | get rich... | other geeks... | a phone...
These sites will help you when you see a ghost:
ghost .com
redtube.com
suggestan.com/see_a_ghost
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ghost.com....they scare you
Hint: ...
You know it's the last time you see a ghost when:
when u dont hear eny sounds for 3 weeks and dont smell somthing eny more and u dont fell like ur being wached thats how
when you're done praying
cross your fingers and hope he leaves
your eyes are gouged out by unseen fingers
your boner isnt being feeled up
i didnt see onwe
they get you pregnant
u dont know
your eyes are ripped from your skull
Hint: you get... | you have... | you are... | you run... | you see... | you find... | when your... | you go... | the last... | you lost... | you receive... | you can't... | you try... | the instructor... | you look... | you buy... | you start... | it's the... | you hear... | your approval...
When you see a ghost and fail it's probably because:
you were talking about theme to much
it noticed your boner
wwwooowww
the second one
Hint: you are... | you were... | you didn't... | you tried... | you're not... | you got... | you didnt... | you had... | you don't... | you took... | it wasn't... | you have... | you dont... | you couldn't... | you aren't... | you've got... | it was... | you smoke... | you asked... | you drank...
What would be different in the idea (you see a ghost) if you had a million dollars:
ask the ghost to see if it whants some money
ask the ghost if he wants something
give him money to haunt your enemis
take him to the playboy mansion
carebears
ask what the ghost wants
nothing
you could take the ghost on a cruise to the bahamas
Hint: you could... | you would... | i would... | you'd be... | i could... | you wouldn't... | you can... | i wouldnt... | it would... | you'd have... | i'd buy... | i wouldn't...
If you see a ghost it's probably because:
theirs one haunting you
their was someone who died in your house
a ghost came for your help
it forgot it's coat
you killed too many people
it regrets doing your mom
the figmant of seeeing a ghost is an unreliable one. humans are a sight dependent species and remove even just a little of our senses will send our brains into a fury of
it wants to bang
your a retard
they need a help
its that your time has come
how can ur eys play tricks on you if u know what you are seeing ! just be aware if it is a bad entity
i betrade the care bears
they need to show you the true meaning of christmas
its a demon tha easy
your might be dreaming
your high
your eyes are playing tricks on you
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