If you see a ghost for the first time, you really should:
ask yourself is it a dream?
start thalking to them
ask it who it is
are you 100% sure you do
congratulate it on taking your "haunting" virginity
if you are scared ask it to not scare you
ask what's his or her name?
if you here a ghost and your scared just ask it to stop it
don't slap it
record what yyou saw;the details
if your a nice ghost knock 3 time ?
say "i see you"
slap it
ask to leave
ask it/her/him if they are wanting you to help them
be calm and relax
ask did i just see this
ing and after all it was my dad
ask them yes or no ?'s
will you hurt me ?
ask if its good
ask will you hurt me
how are you?
yall probably think im crazy but im going to talk to a women ghost i saw and help her to cross over and rest in peace
shit yourself
if its a boy ask how big its cock is if its a girl ask how big of a cock she can take
if its a girl tell her your a virgin and convince her to give up that ghost vag
ask it to bake a pie
please dont scare me
and this has got to do with seein a ghost but i live in a haunted pub, and i slept now stairs in the pitch black with my mate and the piano started playing ansd i was cry
but there is a ghost here beacuise i seen her a couple of times and i still get scared even though she wont hurt me
try to fist fight it
taunt it to the point it posesses your body & throws it off the nearest roof
tell to make a call on +919026029914
abuse it as much as u can its true in indian mythology
look on websites like this for lame answers
talk to the ghost when you alone and ask it questions like
i have been hearing the ghost and it wispers and i am so scared
ask if it came alone
ask if it's not a pervert
no
and go away
what do u do if it calls for you?
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If you see a ghost you should always:
try to stay calm
try to communicate with it
ask it questions
help it if it needs help
dont show fear
talk to it
aask if any one else sees what you see
pray to god
tell some body
stay calm
ask it to go away beacsue your scared
try and debunk
see clerly
show me ghost
run away
run away
let it know you mean no harm or offence
try ignoring it and if it worsens move to someplace else
ask them to prom...you don't have a date and its better than taking your cousin
flip it off
tell it to go away u can dont have my soul
follow it and talk 2 it
pray to god
say "lord have mercy."
dont make fun of it
dont kiss it
ask it to buy some preperation h for you
throw holy water on it
ask it to leave
sing copacabana to it
pole dance in front of it
show pics of fat guys to it. it should leave then.
challenge it to a game of wii
watch rookie blue together
ask it if it thinks kim kardashian is hot
try to figure out who it is and help it cross over after you find out if it is evil or good
stay were you are
consider it was a weather balloon
read it ora
run away
slap it
know some magic tricks
say your a helper
tell it to get a perm
call the police
ignore it , if they know you see them they will haunt you forvever
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If you see a ghost you won't be happy to know that:
it might haunt you
they take your soul
it might make creeks while you sleep and scare you
it can hurt u
there is a slight chance that you are a ghost too
they are vampires
they might be satin
they can watch you while you shower
you can feel them watching you/their presence
they can still give you std's
squiads exists in the afterlife
they are watching you jerk off
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If you see a ghost then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
voodoo
try and talk to it.....[i'm not sure if they can talk or not]
get to know their past life
shitting bricks
voodoo
doing ur mom
dying
killing people
watever ur taking to see a ghost pass that shit xd
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If you want to really see a ghost you should have those things:
emf reader, evp recorder
flash light
ougi board
camera
night vision goggles
a kife are somthing
garlic
a way the hell out of the building
a tub full of holy water
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If you see a ghost and you want to push the limits, try to:
ask to take out the garbage when it leaves
get out
this is not your house
through things at it
slap it twice
kill it
no... don't kill it you have to try
yes try to let his soul free
eat it
get a boner
find out it's mom's adress
make it pay rent
mock it
evict it
no dont do that
say "i love you"
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When you see a ghost it is not the same as ... because ...:
you could be paranoid or theirs an actual ghost in your house and call one of those ghost hunters show
you could be paranoid or theirs an actual ghost in your house and call one of those ghost hunters show
well gost are scary and some are nice but u shold tell some one but if they think ur crazy then dont tell thim no more and call the gost hunters
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When you see a ghost it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
dont talk to the ghost even if its nice or mean their very tricky
because some ghost are nice and some are mean
as a evil or nice girl or boy
an intruder in my home......because they are dead
Hint: being a... | being in... | any other...
When you see a ghost your "mortal enemies" are:
demons
... the bad one lol i guess demons
people finding out
bealzibub, and mr t
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These sites will help you when you see a ghost:
ghost .com
ghost.com....they scare you
Hint: ...
You know it's the last time you see a ghost when:
when u dont hear eny sounds for 3 weeks and dont smell somthing eny more and u dont fell like ur being wached thats how
when you're done praying
cross your fingers and hope he leaves
your eyes are gouged out by unseen fingers
your eyes are ripped from your skull
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When you see a ghost and fail it's probably because:
you were talking about theme to much
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What would be different in the idea (you see a ghost) if you had a million dollars:
ask the ghost to see if it whants some money
ask the ghost if he wants something
you could take the ghost on a cruise to the bahamas
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If you see a ghost it's probably because:
theirs one haunting you
their was someone who died in your house
a ghost came for your help
it forgot it's coat
you killed too many people
your eyes are playing tricks on you
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