If you want to be a stripper you might like this about it:
$$$$$
money
you get men to adore you
$800 or more a night in cash
it's fun & easy
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If you want to be a stripper you won't be happy to know that:
the economy really affected strippers' cash flow
it's harder than you think, money doesn't come to you, you have to get it
some nights you may leave the club with virtually no money if it's dead
men can really be pigs and disrespectful
there is a community of like minded women on the internet
people will always criticize your looks, dancing ability, personality
if your parents find out, they will die
your feet will hurt and in the beginning so will your legs and arms
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If you want to be a stripper then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
dancing in your underwear
flirting with men
modeling
streaking
go go dancing
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If you want to really want to be a stripper you should have those things:
thongs
great personality
sales skills
sales training, this job is about selling not dancing
matching bra & pantie sets
6 to 8 inch heels
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If you want to be a stripper and you want to push the limits, try to:
sell blowjobs at the club
give handjobs for a big tip
not put out easily
thats fkn groowss^
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When you want to be a stripper it is not the same as ... because ...:
being a regular girl, because you are a hustler!
being a prostitute. you dont fvck the men
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When you want to be a stripper it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
being a salesperson...you go broke if you don't sell
being an entertainer; you entertain!
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When you want to be a stripper your "mortal enemies" are:
lack of sales skills
disapproving friends/family
messed up teeth
having no personality
cheap men
jealous girls
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These sites will help you when you want to be a stripper:
www.stripandgrowrich.com
www.dancerwealth.com
www.stepbystepstripping.com
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You know it's the last time you want to be a stripper when:
you don't even have the desire to go out and earn money because you're fed up with the industry
you don't wanna shake your ass
there isa shooting at the club
your mom finds out you're not staying at a friends house all those nights
you thought you were gonna get shot at the club
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When you want to be a stripper and fail it's probably because:
your just not that attractive
you can't sell
you start all conversations with "wanna dance?
too much cellulite
someone in your life disapproves and you value their opinion
your morals exceed your desire to make quick money
you're not cut out of that line of work
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What would be different in the idea (you want to be a stripper) if you had a million dollars:
you might open your own club
you wouldn't be a stripper anymore
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If you want to be a stripper it's probably because:
you're trying to support yourself or your family
you are an independent woman
you have daddy issues
you like attention from men
you want fast cash now!
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