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If you want to be intelligent for the first time, you really should:
  • be outrageous   
  • talk to people   
  • wear clean undergarments   
  • run for president/prime minister   
  • wonder why you didn't do it before   
  • employ a large number of thick people to listen to you   
  • smile ironically and lisp over the word antidisestablishmentarianism   
  • capture the event on dvd   
  • read books   
  • talk to people about the books they read   
  • think about it   
  • invent limitless supplies of energy simply from h2o   
If you want to be intelligent you should always:
  • wear glasses   
  • eat olives   
  • quote shakespeare (especially the naughty bits!)   
  • have a double barrelled surname   
  • love your own voice   
  • smoke a pipe   
  • wear tweed   
  • be nut   
If you want to be intelligent you should never:
  • lick your own arse   
  • drive down the motorway...in reverse   
  • eat spaghetti bolognaise before (or during) a high powered speech   
  • listen to enya   
  • add suggestions to random questionaires...like this one...   
  • dribble   
  • fart in a single octave   
  • tell your oppinion and remove any doubts   
  • invade poland   
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If you want to be intelligent you might like this about it:
  • being able to wear bigger hats   
  • having your brain pickled for prosperity   
  • wider doors   
  • the money   
  • the money..   
  • i want to be intellinget perison   
If you want to be intelligent you won't be happy to know that:
  • the more intelligent you are, the more stupid you feel   
  • more intelligence - less happiness, proven by intelligent people   
  • you'd never know if you already are   
  • god is not real   
  • haggis is just offal   
If you want to be intelligent then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • whining about how the world isn't good enough   
  • tax reform!   
  • opera (urgh)   
  • the chinese   
  • necrophylia   
  • extream sports   
If you want to really want to be intelligent you should have those things:
  • books   
  • an ivy degree   
  • a brain   
  • mephedrone   
  • a dictionary   
If you want to be intelligent and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • try talking to the mirror, to see which one of you is more intelligent   
  • insert a footpump adaptor into your ear, and expand your mind   
When you want to be intelligent it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • street-smarts, because usually "intelligent" is book-smarts   
  • treat smart its important   
  • eating....it's less calorific   
  • flying...it doesn't get you anywhere fast   
When you want to be intelligent it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • itjkdfg]   
  • a sponge...its light, porous and lives at the bottom of the sea   
When you want to be intelligent your "mortal enemies" are:
  • book worms   
  • coworkers who feel threatened   
  • einstein   
  • the bush's   
  • me   
These sites will help you when you want to be intelligent:
  • howstuffworks.com   
  • intelligenceagency.com   
  • duh.com   
  • er.ah.um.co.uk   
You know it's the last time you want to be intelligent when:
  • find your self in China awhile back   
  • you are cited by awful morons   
  • find yourself in ghetto   
  • the steward of the titanic shouts "women and children...and uninteligent people first"!!   
  • you finally blow something up   
  • no one understands you   
  • you become the minister for defence   
  • you sound like a twat   
When you want to be intelligent and fail it's probably because:
  • you are not   
  • you don't justified   
  • your dead   
  • your flies are undone   
What would be different in the idea (you want to be intelligent) if you had a million dollars:
  • you could pay for someone simply to tell you that you are intelligent   
  • you could be intelligent and beautiful   
If you want to be intelligent it's probably because:
  • i want to be intelligent   
  • i want to be intelligent   
  • i want to be intelligent   
  • i want to be intelligent   
  • i want to be intelligent   
  • i want to be intelligent   
  • i want to be intelligent   
  • i want to be intelligent   
  • i want to be intelligent i want to be intelligent   
  • you are much too much intelligent   
  • you're ugly   
  • i want to be intelligent   
  • i want to be intelligent   


Never ceases to amaze me how you found it:

  • I want to be intelligent and not smart
  • I want to be intelligent
  • Want to be intelligent
  • I want to be inte
  • I want to be more intilligent
  • Books to read if you want to be intelligent
  • To be intelligent




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