If you want to be intelligent you might like this about it:
being able to wear bigger hats
having your brain pickled for prosperity
wider doors
the money
the money..
i want to be intellinget perison
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If you want to be intelligent you won't be happy to know that:
you'd never know if you already are
more intelligence - less happiness, proven by intelligent people
god is not real
haggis is just offal
the more intelligent you are, the more stupid you feel
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If you want to be intelligent then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
whining about how the world isn't good enough
tax reform!
opera (urgh)
the chinese
necrophylia
extream sports
learn to spell
being jelly of others
extreme sports by the way
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If you want to really want to be intelligent you should have those things:
an ivy degree
a brain
mephedrone
a dictionary
a bible
courage
books
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If you want to be intelligent and you want to push the limits, try to:
try talking to the mirror, to see which one of you is more intelligent
insert a footpump adaptor into your ear, and expand your mind
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When you want to be intelligent it is not the same as ... because ...:
street-smarts, because usually "intelligent" is book-smarts
treat smart its important
eating....it's less calorific
flying...it doesn't get you anywhere fast
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When you want to be intelligent it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
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a sponge...its light, porous and lives at the bottom of the sea
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When you want to be intelligent your "mortal enemies" are:
satin
coworkers who feel threatened
book worms
einstein
the bush's
me
ignorance
lazyness
genetics
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These sites will help you when you want to be intelligent:
howstuffworks.com
intelligenceagency.com
duh.com
er.ah.um.co.uk
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You know it's the last time you want to be intelligent when:
find your self in China awhile back
you are cited by awful morons
find yourself in ghetto
the steward of the titanic shouts "women and children...and uninteligent people first"!!
you finally blow something up
no one understands you
you become the minister for defence
you sound like a twat
you are a twat
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When you want to be intelligent and fail it's probably because:
you are not
you don't justified
your dead
your flies are undone
did not give it your all
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What would be different in the idea (you want to be intelligent) if you had a million dollars:
you could pay for someone simply to tell you that you are intelligent
you could be intelligent and beautiful
you could buy assassins to kill people more intelligent than you
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If you want to be intelligent it's probably because:
i want to be intelligent
i want to be intelligent
i want to be intelligent
i want to be intelligent
i want to be intelligent
i want to be intelligent
i want to be intelligent
i want to be intelligent i want to be intelligent
you're ugly
i m intelligent
i can make money
become rich
i want to be intelligent
i want to be intelligent
you are much too much intelligent
i want to be intelligent
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