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If you want to break up with someone for the first time, you really should:
  • just tell them its not working   
  • say i liked dating you but u have to go   
  • tell him its time to go your seperate ways and that it's time to move on   
  • start with "you're a great guy/woman"   
  • sorry nickkia we done   
  • tell him you dont feel the same   
  • tell them the truth that you dont want to be seen with them anymore   
  • don't cry   
  • be honest and tell them how you feel. never make up stupid excuses if its not working its not working!   
  • be completely honest and spare the waterworks   
  • you should always just tell them the truth ya it might hurt them but at least you're being honest   
  • ignore him for a while   
  • tell that niqqah to strapped up nd get a life   
  • explain incoherently that your job's new classified contract doesn't allows you to speak about that   
  • "it's not you, it's me"   
  • be quick   
  • tell him you screwed his friend and are having his child   
  • wear a bullet-proof vest   
  • tell them it was fun, but you gotta move on   
  • cry cry cry   
  • cry   
  • avoid him   
If you want to break up with someone you should always:
  • be a good sport   
  • do it fast and get it over ith   
  • remove his/her eyebrows with a fork   rocketblob
  • remove all blunt and sharp objects out of the wat   
  • apoligize   
  • just do it and don't prolong the process (they'll grow more into you the longer you wait)   
  • wear your best make up ever (if you're a girl)   
  • try being calm or she/he will know   
  • screw your friend<3   
  • un in zigzags if you hear a metallic click behind your back   
  • tell them the reason why   
  • be calm and cool say its not working carmly so they dont go ballistic   
  • have two drinks   
  • think about what they really do that benefits the relationship, and realize men will never change after 25 and theres always something better waiting out there for you..   
  • make sure u really want to   
  • *way* ^   
  • i wanna take a break maybe we can get together later but right now i just wanna be friends   
  • have a drink first   
If you want to break up with someone you should never:
  • do it as batman   
  • sleep with them after breaking it off   
  • sorry, this is really hard for me. i really like u but im having alot going on in my life right now maybe we can try this again later...im really sory i know this is hard   
  • not break up with her   
  • let a friend do it   
  • touch thm   
  • do it when she has a big knife in her hands   
  • tell them it's their fault   
  • do it over the phone   
  • do it as a fat dude   
  • avoid eye contact   
  • sing a song about it   
  • say it while smiling   
  • write it on a board as you say it   
  • have a friend do it for you   
  • do it without a reason   
  • you should never parr them off it would only make things worse for yourself]   
  • dont say anything that can cause harm you never know what they can do if they still love you   
  • drink till they're cute just one last night.   
  • break up with them and then start texting a girl the minute after   
  • get some one to do it for u   
  • have a drink first   
  • text them!   
If you want to break up with someone you might like this about it:
  • you get to flirt with other people   
  • after it's over - you're free as a bird   
  • getting laid again!   
  • your constipated   
  • you can mingle   
  • your hands are free   
  • there are plenty of fish in the sea   
  • single life!!!   
  • no more arguements   
  • spend all tat money on self   
If you want to break up with someone you won't be happy to know that:
  • you'll never forget them   
  • there's probably gonna be tears   
  • they will move on and find someone else at some point   
  • they will hold it a grudge against you f o r e v e r   
  • they will be hurt   
  • they might try to make you jealous   
  • they will also be happy to mingle. and they might not be to careful about letting you see it..   
  • they may never talk to you again   
  • you may lose them forever   
  • you may still love them   
  • they will turn everyone against you   
  • your pregnant   
  • their parents will hunt you down   
  • they are going to be hurt   
  • she liked your brother better anyway   
If you want to break up with someone then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • liking more than one person   
  • divorce   
  • seperation   
  • getting around   
  • making someone feel jealous   
  • flirting   
  • dating   
If you want to really want to break up with someone you should have those things:
  • tissue box   
  • paper and pen in case they say "i don't understand"   
  • first aid kit   
  • cell phone with the numbers 911 diealed ready to call   
  • a back up hoe   
  • a friend to talk to   
  • a dildo and vibrator(:   
  • a bottle of whisky and on a vacation with good friends for the weekend   
  • running shoes incase you hear that metallic click   
  • some booty calls ready in waiting   
  • a will   
If you want to break up with someone and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • with rational logic and seriousity in face explain, that now you've got the money to afford someone more expensive   
  • make a will   
  • text them and add "lol" at the end   
  • do it while eating crunchy chips   
  • blame them   
  • fart after saying it   
  • write it in poem form (preferably a haiku)   
  • take her to a restaurant   
  • do it on valentines or their birthday   
  • make a breakup viral video   
  • post it as your facebook status   
  • do it in a foreign accent that you abviously are making up   
  • cheat   
  • take back everything you've ever bought him/her.   
  • say a word or two about that catfood you were forced to eat 3 times a day   
  • flee the country   
  • do it in sms   
When you want to break up with someone it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • going to the fair because you might be killed   
  • a piece of cake because cake doesnt shoot you   
When you want to break up with someone it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • having life-savin surgery, because it hurts.. oh it hurts. but sometimes it's all you can do to live again   
  • escapin prison.... u r willin to get out...the other one want u in   
  • letting go of something you love even though you don't want to because you still care about them but know it can't work   
When you want to break up with someone your "mortal enemies" are:
  • guns and baseball bats   
  • sharp things   
  • arrows and bows   
  • friends   
  • fondu sets   
  • the words "but i love you"   
  • his tears   
  • the question 'but why?'   
  • feeling bad and questioning why you broke up with him   
  • her mom   
  • knowing you'll still love them   
These sites will help you when you want to break up with someone:
  • welcometodumpsville.com   
You know it's the last time you want to break up with someone when:
  • you are drunk, but you're wrong   
  • your deppressed   
  • you find love   
  • you want to get married   
  • you are hurt as heck after doing so   
  • your constipated   
  • your horny   
  • you're walking on the side of a dark road alone because he ditched you..   
When you want to break up with someone and fail it's probably because:
  • he looks to sad   
  • you've got a really persistent partner   
  • you love that person enough to continue fighting   
  • you've tried to break up with your twin   
  • your relationships were only in your dreams   
  • she found someone before you could break up with her   
  • you're unbreakable   
  • you tried to break up with a stranger   
  • you feel bad for him and he won't give up   
  • you can forgive him   
  • you can't allow the other to become the happiest one   
  • you love her enough not to break her heart   
  • you don't wanna get shot   
  • it was all a dream   
  • i see him start to cry and it breaks my heart   
  • hes hard   
  • cuz your pregnant   
What would be different in the idea (you want to break up with someone) if you had a million dollars:
  • she's probably pregnant   
  • deffinitly pregnant   
  • theres always the hitman   
  • shes got a mole on her arm   
  • shes fat   
  • herpes   
  • cats   
  • with   
  • a   
  • passion   
  • pregnant   
If you want to break up with someone it's probably because:
  • you are interested in someone else like that hot guy whos extra sweet and flattering and wantes to cuddle   
  • he acts like he doesnt give a sh*t about anything in your life so you figure why bother   
  • i'm in love with someone who shares all my interests while he doesn't like anything that i do   
  • you're sick as hell of that person   
  • you each other are too much alike   
  • every time they smike at you ,you want to throw something at them   
  • i mean smile not smike^   
  • he makes you do things you don't want to   
  • you're too different   
  • thou can't forgive him for those curly hairs on your healthy moisturising soap   
  • its all about him. well, wake up call, you need two people in a relationship, and dude, his riding solo   
  • you confused the way you felt   
  • shes sercastic and makes fun of you   
  • the person reminds you of your sister :0   
  • ...or the person is your sister ^.^   
  • he doesn't want to have anything to do with my dreams   


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