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If you want to get laid for the first time, you really should:
  • www.dateawhore.com   
  • shower   
If you want to get laid you should always:
  • wear a condom (safety first!)   
If you want to get laid you should never:
  • have aids   
  • chill with a ginge   
If you want to get laid you might like this about it:
  • everything   
If you want to get laid you won't be happy to know that:
  • the condom broke and now you have stds and 3+ kids   
If you want to get laid then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • masturbating   
If you want to really want to get laid you should have those things:
  • condoms   
  • game   
  • a private part !   
If you want to get laid and you want to push the limits, try to:
When you want to get laid it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • collecting pokemon cards because thats just way better   
When you want to get laid it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • same as when you want to get a spot from a dealer cuz you have to sweet-talk sombody   
When you want to get laid your "mortal enemies" are:
  • the ex   
  • the other ppl going for the person your tryna get   
  • godzilla   
  • elmo and friends   
  • teletubbies   
  • your wife   
  • her husband   
  • fat girlfriends   
  • your self esteem issues   
  • all the above ^   
These sites will help you when you want to get laid:
  • myspace   
You know it's the last time you want to get laid when:
  • you wake up next to your mom   
  • it was a sheep   
When you want to get laid and fail it's probably because:
  • you were too small   
  • your sergeant wont stand at attention   
  • you told a girl you could hold your breath for sixteen minutes and that you have a tongue like gene simmons as a pickup line   
What would be different in the idea (you want to get laid) if you had a million dollars:
  • you could purchase some really expensive hookers   
  • maybe you could afford lipo so people want to touch you   
If you want to get laid it's probably because:
  • you're horny   
  • you want validation that you're hot   
  • you want to win   
  • you want to ruin someone's life   
  • you're a person   


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