If you want to know the truth you might like this about it:
there are many fact variations and the truth is yet another one among other lies
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If you want to know the truth you won't be happy to know that:
it's boring, because there is only one truth
you'll never find it.
it's nearly always uncomfortable
truth is relative
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If you want to know the truth then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
If you want to really want to know the truth you should have those things:
critical thinking
lack of religious upbringing.
much time
full collection of MythBusters and BullShit!
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If you want to know the truth and you want to push the limits, try to:
try to know the truth second time
hack into the Whitehouse computers
kill Tom Cruise.
bring Tom Cruise back to life
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When you want to know the truth it is not the same as ... because ...:
cakes, because everybody loves cakes
onions, because onions have layers
religion because doubt is more important than faith
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When you want to know the truth it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
masterpiece, because it's priceless
1 cent - it's that simple
breaking up because inevitably thats what gonna happen
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When you want to know the truth your "mortal enemies" are:
alcohol
sex
not the one above
none of the above
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These sites will help you when you want to know the truth:
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You know it's the last time you want to know the truth when:
all your children donn't look like you
you can bend a spoon
you ask: am i fat?
you overhear someone talking about you
you ask your lover: do you love me?
you found the meaning of life
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When you want to know the truth and fail it's probably because:
there is no spoon
you are paranoid
its too horrible to believe
you asked the wrong people
you read the bible.
there are so many thruths
the conspiracy was too big
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What would be different in the idea (you want to know the truth) if you had a million dollars:
you could employ private investigators
you could buy your own truth
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If you want to know the truth it's probably because:
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