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If you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter for the first time, you really should:
  • try a wooden fence, no sticking just splinters   
  • keep the idea private   
  • bring a friend   stlbunny
  • bring warm water   stlbunny
  • be in texas   
  • do it   
If you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter you should always:
  • ask yourself why?   
  • have a friend do it first   
  • bring a camera   
  • make sure you have hot water around   
  • lick towards the top, animals can't urinate up there   
If you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter you should never:
  • choose one that has yellow snow around it   
  • do it before addressing the nation   
  • lick yellow posts   
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If you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter you might like this about it:
  • its free   
  • you'll make many people laugh   
  • exfoliating for the tongue?!   
If you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter you won't be happy to know that:
  • not all fence lickers brush their teeth first   
  • the fencepost don't really enjoy being licked   
  • sometimes the fencepost does like being licked... both are bad!   
If you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • licking fenceposts in summer   
  • telegraph poles   
  • peeing in the pool   
  • pissing on an electric fence   
  • licking a corner of police station   
  • licking the policemans post   
  • licking an envelope...... do you get it? post... mail? envelopes! har har har   
  • lick a postman   
  • lick the bumper of a bus, in feburary, in northern canada   
If you want to really want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter you should have those things:
  • some warm water available to unstick yourself   
  • strong motivation   
  • a tongue   
If you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • lick it very fast without losing any skin   
  • apply some canned cream on it,so that if whoever sees you wouldn't doubt your madness   
  • have a licking competition with 50 people licking same post   
  • lick a post whilst rock climbing   
  • lick a rock whilst post climbing   
  • stone a tongue whilst post hammering   
When you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • warcraft3 as you won't get coins for the ore   
When you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • licking a candy, cause it'll definitely stick   
When you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter your "mortal enemies" are:
  • the dog who pisses there   
  • people wth camera phones   
  • the people who own the fence   
  • splinters   
  • wood worm   
  • worm wood (can be poisonous you see!)   
These sites will help you when you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter:
  • en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobotomy   
You know it's the last time you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter when:
  • the global warming starts   
  • you do it once   
  • ... or drystone walls   
When you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter and fail it's probably because:
  • you've lost your tongue in a fight   
What would be different in the idea (you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter) if you had a million dollars:
  • you could set up a fence of naked women   
  • you could pay someone ese to lick the post for you and then go for a slap-up-meal somewhere pretty!   
If you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter it's probably because:
  • you already ate all the snowmen in your town   
  • phallus phallus phallus..   


Never ceases to amaze me how you found it:

  • Fence post in winter




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