If you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter you might like this about it:
its free
you'll make many people laugh
exfoliating for the tongue?!
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If you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter you won't be happy to know that:
not all fence lickers brush their teeth first
the fencepost don't really enjoy being licked
sometimes the fencepost does like being licked... both are bad!
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If you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
licking fenceposts in summer
telegraph poles
peeing in the pool
pissing on an electric fence
licking a corner of police station
licking the policemans post
licking an envelope...... do you get it? post... mail? envelopes! har har har
lick a postman
lick the bumper of a bus, in feburary, in northern canada
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If you want to really want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter you should have those things:
some warm water available to unstick yourself
strong motivation
a tongue
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If you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter and you want to push the limits, try to:
lick it very fast without losing any skin
apply some canned cream on it,so that if whoever sees you wouldn't doubt your madness
have a licking competition with 50 people licking same post
lick a post whilst rock climbing
lick a rock whilst post climbing
stone a tongue whilst post hammering
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When you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter it is not the same as ... because ...:
warcraft3 as you won't get coins for the ore
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When you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
licking a candy, cause it'll definitely stick
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When you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter your "mortal enemies" are:
the dog who pisses there
people wth camera phones
the people who own the fence
splinters
wood worm
worm wood (can be poisonous you see!)
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These sites will help you when you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobotomy
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You know it's the last time you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter when:
the global warming starts
you do it once
... or drystone walls
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When you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter and fail it's probably because:
you've lost your tongue in a fight
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What would be different in the idea (you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter) if you had a million dollars:
you could set up a fence of naked women
you could pay someone ese to lick the post for you and then go for a slap-up-meal somewhere pretty!
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If you want to lick a fencepost in the middle of winter it's probably because:
you already ate all the snowmen in your town
phallus phallus phallus..
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