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If you want to lose weight for the first time, you really should:
  • drink water till you are full   
  • watch supersize me   
  • get off yer ass   
  • run away from the ninjas   
  • stop eating   
  • eat a healthy dinner and decide is that what you want   
  • 5 small meals a day, high protien   
  • eat protein and low carbs   
  • workout 3-6 times a week.   
  • eat smaller   
  • eat less   
  • put down the cake   
  • stop eating   
  • get a friend to do it with you for motivation   thesaleboat
  • lose it   
  • eat little portions every 3 hours   
  • try bulemia   
  • vegetables   
  • sux cock   
  • 2468 diet   
  • see "King Corn"   
  • party and play   
  • drink massive quantities of lard   rocketblob
  • seriously think "exercise" not diet   
  • die   
  • purge   
  • smoke   
  • eat more   
  • watch "Sweeney Todd"   
If you want to lose weight you should always:
  • walk to work   
  • weigh yourself   
  • look at history. Fat used to = beautiful.   
  • smoke weed and not eat   
  • never look back.   
  • take up jogging and lift weights too   
  • park your car far from the store   
  • look up final fantasy hentai ;d   
  • eat more bacon   
  • take the curly fries out of your mouth and try, hippo   
  • watch world's biggest zit videos. over. and over. and over   tetsuo
  • go take a caca.. all your calories go there   
  • duck! if your fat ninjas will try to kill you .. nothing personal just buisness   
  • play a sport   
  • quit being dumb, get an education, and stop being a neandrethal   
  • drink 1.5 L of water per day   
  • watch tv and read magazines with beautiful bodies   
  • stop crying about it   
  • realize you're to blame for being fat   
  • realize nobody made you get fat, you did it to yourself   
  • use meth   
  • do coke   
  • quit reading and do some damn thing d:   
  • practice full-body strength training   
  • never look down   
  • run up and down 100 flights of stairs eery day   
  • stop being greedy and exercise more   
  • remember that most of skinny girls/guys have it in genes   
If you want to lose weight you should never:
  • give in to TV commercials giving you promise of getting thin fast   
  • spend money on it   
  • starve yourself   
  • say i will start next week!!   
  • skip meals   
  • eat lots of creamy cakes and sizzlin' steaks.   
  • eat   
  • become bulimic.   
  • give up any one food, just eat very little of it   
  • swallow   
  • eat mcconalds, you fat ass!   
  • use this website!!!!   
  • eat ice cream and drink pop   
  • eat tubs of lard   
  • eat past 12 am   tetsuo
  • try to hide from the ninjas... let them know your doing your best   
  • have gotten so fat in the first place   thesaleboat
  • go out in public, normal people are tired of looking at you   
  • smoke weed because of munchies   
  • dsa   
  • give up just because you think it's not working.   
  • diet. Exercise   
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If you want to lose weight you might like this about it:
  • you can wipe your arse properly   
  • you'll feel much more energetic because you'll weight less with time   
  • you wont smell of BO   
  • you'll feel much fitter   
  • take up three seats on an aeroplane   
  • you'll be able to see your toes/genitalia again!   
  • ... or girlfriend? who says this is all about women?   
  • ... and do you really want one anyway? they're a lot of trouble   
  • /girlfriend   
  • you can bang hotter chicks!   
  • ninjas might stop killing your pet   
  • you can tie your own shoes, no more velcro!   thesaleboat
  • you'll look younger   
  • children won't point at you and run away scared anymore   
  • you won't set a bad example for your children anymore   
  • your children will respect you again   
  • people will respect/listen to/want you   
  • you can walk 2 steps without gasping for breath   
  • lost weight and loosened skin could help making you a flying Batman superhero   
  • you'll immediately get a boyfriend   
If you want to lose weight you won't be happy to know that:
  • the only working way to get fit is eat less and exercise regularly   
  • it's hard work.   
  • fad diets NEVER WORK. And you'll gain it back NO MATTER WHAT.   
  • 99.9% of TV infomercials "equipment" is junk that doesn't work as advertised and "before" models are often pregnant skinny women   
  • ninjas still won't like you   
  • you will have to watch your weight for all life long   
  • you can't eat burgers   
  • it will make you always feel down being on a diet   
  • most of slim people are just genetically slim and don't have to diet/exercise   
  • it's pointless. You'll die anyway. And skinny people are assholes.   
If you want to lose weight then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • boring everyone about your diet   
  • sex   
  • running   
  • push-ups, sit-ups, and carrots.   
  • getting laid   
  • sport walking   
  • jogging   
  • touhching yourself   
  • oops.. touching   
  • stop running away from the ninjas   
  • 24/7 jumping jacks, pass out, wake up drink water, pushups -> pass out, wake up drink water, situps->pass out repeat   thesaleboat
  • be brokenhearted, don't eat, don't sleep   
  • looking in the mirror again   
  • being able to fit in real cloths and not circus tents   
  • buying only one airline ticket   
  • fitting in movie seats   
  • not having to use the handicap bathroom   
  • re-looking   
If you want to really want to lose weight you should have those things:
  • patience   
  • diet plan   
  • a reading of "overweight" or "obese" when measuring your bmi   
  • gumption   
  • perserverance   
  • will power   
  • the ability to make yourself throwup   
  • adderall   
  • someone losing weight with you along the way   
  • lol   
  • a ninja bodyguard   
  • weed   
  • a mirror to shame yourself with   
  • a tape mesure...possibly two or chalk to mark where the first tape measure ran out   
  • a finger to stick down ur throat so you puke   
  • anorexia.   
If you want to lose weight and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • actually do a diet   
  • try to do more push-ups or pull-ups everyday   
  • lay down in the middle of the road to find the distance where your belly is visible to the drivers   
  • freebase cocaine   
  • smoke weed all day   
  • join the marine...or just go to africa and "lose" your passport   
  • taunt the ninjas in the morning .. get a nice workout   
  • chain yourself to the toilet. lots of fresh water and no food   
  • become anorexic/bulimic   
  • live by the Warrior Diet   
  • take up a hunger strike to impeach Bush.   
When you want to lose weight it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • not wanting to lose weight... they're opposites   
  • losing fat from a specific place because it doesn't work that way, fat goes from that place last   
  • eating pie because pie just makes you fat   
  • wanting to loose weight isn't the same as loosing weight. one takes work and the other is just talk   
  • taking candy from a baby, because you already ate the candy   
  • when you want to grow up because it is not the same   
When you want to lose weight it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • quit smoking or drugs, because it is difficult to resist although the results will be perfext   
  • when you want to get organized beacause it depends on you   
  • losing a ex-gf, it will eventually come back if you're not careful   
  • smoking weed because at first it might hurt but in the end everyone's happy   
When you want to lose weight your "mortal enemies" are:
  • junk food and oily food.   
  • victoria's secret   
  • mary jane is never an enemy   
  • food. stop eating you fatass!   
  • most restaurants. Sorry.   
  • creamy cakes and sizzlin' steaks, like I told you before, Fatty.   
  • fresh bread and butter   
  • ice cream   
  • pizza pie   
  • all industrial food   
  • burgers   
  • office chairs, damn fatties! keep breaking them!   
  • mcdonald   
  • addiction   
  • sugar   
  • hot chicks   
  • marijuanna   
  • to think "i'll do it later"   
  • gravity   tetsuo
  • the sith   
  • the jedi   
  • the mirror   
  • chocolate cake   
  • food   
  • yourself   
  • weed is your friend, not enemy   
  • carbs   
  • beauty magazines   
  • the refrigerator   
These sites will help you when you want to lose weight:
  • fitday.com   
  • dailyburn.com   
  • hentaifoundry.com   
  • lemonparty.org   
  • nobodylovesfatchicks.com   
  • fatguysaredisgusting.com   
  • suggestan.com/want_to_lose_wei ght   
You know it's the last time you want to lose weight when:
  • your family cannot afford a casket large enough to fit your rotund ass into it.   
  • you're a sumo   
  • you have only skin on your bones   
  • you are dying   
  • your disgusted in yourself   
When you want to lose weight and fail it's probably because:
  • you smoke pot and then snack big time   
  • your sitting there reading this as opposed to doing sit-ups.   
  • it doesn't matter what you are   
  • you gave up too soon.   
  • you snack   
  • you dont have a weigh scale   
  • nobody gives you positive reinforcement   
  • you work in mcdonalds   
  • ninjas killed you ... but in that case you wouldn't be able to start anyway   
  • you blame your failure to lose weight on genetics and low metabolism when really if you knew a thing or two you'd probably not be a lazy oaf like you are now   
  • it's your destiny   
  • you're a looser...and fat isn't what you're loosing at   
  • because a failure   
  • fatass   
  • you like mcdonald's :(   
  • your metabolism runs slow   
  • you are american   
What would be different in the idea (you want to lose weight) if you had a million dollars:
  • you just wouldn't care anymore about it.   
  • you can afford gym membership and fancy healthy food   
  • then ninjas would be after your fat ass and your money ... see? money can't afford happiness =3   
  • you could buy a gym   
  • get a personal trainer and strict diet and lipo   
  • you could afford lipo.   
If you want to lose weight it's probably because:
  • you're 22 and never had a boyfriend (like me)   
  • you are a fatty   
  • you can't see your genitalia   
  • you want to look good in stylish clothes   
  • the pirate-ninjas sent you a black spot!!   
  • you roll over the bed when getting up   
  • you're fat   
  • men throw up when looking at you   
  • women laugh and point at you   
  • women run away in fear when they see you   
  • you're a fat pig   
  • you are virgin and cannot get any vajin   
  • you have moons orbiting you   


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