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If you want to lose weight for the first time, you really should:
If you want to lose weight you should always:
  • never look back.   anonymous
  • practice full-body strength training   anonymous
  • drink 1.5 L of water per day   anonymous
  • look at history. Fat used to = beautiful.   anonymous
  • stop being greedy and exercise more   anonymous
  • never look down   anonymous
  • remember that most of skinny girls/guys have it in genes   anonymous
  • run up and down 100 flights of stairs eery day   anonymous
If you want to lose weight you should never:
If you want to lose weight you might like this about it:
  • you can wipe your arse properly   anonymous
  • you wont smell of BO   anonymous
  • you'll feel much fitter   anonymous
  • you'll feel much more energetic because you'll weight less with time   anonymous
  • take up three seats on an aeroplane   anonymous
  • you'll be able to see your toes/genitalia again!   anonymous
  • lost weight and loosened skin could help making you a flying Batman superhero   anonymous
  • you'll immediately get a boyfriend   anonymous
If you want to lose weight you won't be happy to know that:
  • it's hard work.   anonymous
  • fad diets NEVER WORK. And you'll gain it back NO MATTER WHAT.   anonymous
  • 99.9% of TV infomercials "equipment" is junk that doesn't work as advertised and "before" models are often pregnant skinny women   anonymous
  • the only working way to get fit is eat less and exercise regularly   anonymous
  • you will have to watch your weight for all life long   anonymous
  • it's pointless. You'll die anyway. And skinny people are assholes.   anonymous
  • you can't eat burgers   anonymous
  • most of slim people are just genetically slim and don't have to diet/exercise   yoihj
If you want to lose weight then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
If you want to really want to lose weight you should have those things:
If you want to lose weight and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • try to do more push-ups or pull-ups everyday   anonymous
  • actually do a diet   anonymous
  • lay down in the middle of the road to find the distance where your belly is visible to the drivers   anonymous
  • live by the Warrior Diet   anonymous
  • take up a hunger strike to impeach Bush.   anonymous
When you want to lose weight it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • when you want to grow up because it is not the same   anonymous
When you want to lose weight it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • quit smoking or drugs, because it is difficult to resist although the results will be perfext   anonymous
  • when you want to get organized beacause it depends on you   anonymous
These sites will help you when you want to lose weight:
When you want to lose weight your "mortal enemies" are:
You know it's the last time you want to lose weight when:
  • your family cannot afford a casket large enough to fit your rotund ass into it.   anonymous
  • you're a sumo   anonymous
  • you have only skin on your bones   anonymous
When you want to lose weight and fail it's probably because:
  • your sitting there reading this as opposed to doing sit-ups.   anonymous
  • you smoke pot and then snack big time   anonymous
  • it doesn't matter what you are   anonymous
  • you gave up too soon.   anonymous
  • you snack   anonymous
  • you dont have a weigh scale   anonymous
  • nobody gives you positive reinforcement   anonymous
  • your metabolism runs slow   anonymous
What would be different in the idea (you want to lose weight) if you had a million dollars:
  • you just wouldn't care anymore about it.   anonymous
  • you could afford lipo.   anonymous
If you want to lose weight it's probably because:
  • you're 22 and never had a boyfriend (like me)   anonymous
  • you are a fatty   anonymous


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