If you want to visit 4chan you might like this about it:
it did it for the lulz
nothing
being de-sensitised to everything
memes
boxxy
random = complete anarchy
legendary
trolling
noob
jail
bachelor frog
kill yourself
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If you want to visit 4chan you won't be happy to know that:
cant find cp
what is seen cannot be unseen
you're always considered a faggot, no matter what
there are lotsa noobs!
horrific images of dead people will pop up in the most unnexpected places
you didn't kill yourself
it will eliminate 150% of your free time
my body is ready
you can and will see horrific images
no wimminz
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If you want to visit 4chan then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
raeping scientology
shit
corrupting and/or raping innocent children
self mutilation
crushing kittens with heels
coming up with lame jokes that are viral
fap
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If you want to really want to visit 4chan you should have those things:
no friends
tryphobia, arachnaphobia and other kinds of phobias
something to put your spunk in when you are done
a sense of dark humor
too much tiem on your hands
creativity
cyanide pills at the ready
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If you want to visit 4chan and you want to push the limits, try to:
type "boxxy" in a reply. most people are too scared
not visit 4chan
put alice in the name field
have any morals at all
fap
sage bomb
yiff
avoid the cp... it's impossible!
post cp
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When you want to visit 4chan it is not the same as ... because ...:
12chan because it's full of pedo's... wait... wut ?
ebaums cause its fail
this site, because it's not as lame
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When you want to visit 4chan it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
raping your mind because i said so
fail
making a poor decision because of poor decision making
suicide because you will kill yourself
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When you want to visit 4chan your "mortal enemies" are:
the fbi
op
furfags
op that does not deliver
the jonas brothers (wtf guise srsly) 8th?
other people
moot
twilight
anontalk
trolls
hey im black shut up
yourself
mods
boxxy
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These sites will help you when you want to visit 4chan:
tubgirl.ca
goatse.cfx
gugl.com
lemonparty.org
www.sourmath.com
meatspin.com
www.wikihow.com/commit_suicide
Hint: ...
You know it's the last time you want to visit 4chan when:
one of us
one of us
one of us
one of us
one of us
one of us
your eyes begin to bleed
partyv& is at the door
never ,it will never happen
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When you want to visit 4chan and fail it's probably because:
raid
you are too busy failing at life
each thing contains equal parts of win and fail
you're too busy fapping
cancer
fag its not .com
you don't know the address, you idiot
the thread has 404'd
your mom walked in
its a trap
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What would be different in the idea (you want to visit 4chan) if you had a million dollars:
i would buy the domain and change it all to a big picture of tanner bean
i would go to 4chan to see people comment pictures of myself with cheap hookers i did not even post myself
i would still visit 4chan, and would be awesome at doing so
lul wut?
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If you want to visit 4chan it's probably because:
you're a fag
for lulz
you are suicidal
your /b/ored
it is mostly made of win
you liek mudkipz
you want to
you are boxxy, our queen
you are advice dog
you are courage wolf
you are insanty wolf
you want to have your cock rated
u b nig
fap fap fap
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