If you want to visit 4chan you might like this about it:
it did it for the lulz
cp
kill yourself
newfags
epic win
legendary
bachelor frog
pc
jail
cp
cp
cp
cp
cp
cp
cp
cp
cp
cp
cp
cp
cp
cp
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trolling
wait what ... ?
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If you want to visit 4chan you won't be happy to know that:
no wimminz
you just lost the game
you can and will see horrific images
what is seen cannot be unseen
you didn't kill yourself
newfags everywhere
it gives you cancer
cant find cp
cancer
horrific images of dead people will pop up in the most unnexpected places
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If you want to visit 4chan then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
raeping scientology
corrupting and/or raping innocent children
shit
self mutilation
crushing kittens with heels
triforcing
smoking
being a newfag
Hint: being a... | buying a...
If you want to really want to visit 4chan you should have those things:
tryphobia, arachnaphobia and other kinds of phobias
something to put your spunk in when you are done
cp
cp
cp
cp
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If you want to visit 4chan and you want to push the limits, try to:
type "boxxy" in a reply. most people are too scared
yiff
have any morals at all
not visit 4chan
fap
post cp
sage bomb
post cp
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When you want to visit 4chan it is not the same as ... because ...:
ebaums cause its fail
7chan because it's full of faggots
420chan because it's full of stoners
12chan because it's full of pedo's... wait... wut ?
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When you want to visit 4chan it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
making a poor decision because of poor decision making
win because win
fail
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When you want to visit 4chan your "mortal enemies" are:
chris hansen
op
furfags
the fbi
other people
moot
the jonas brothers (wtf guise srsly) 8th?
twilight
op that does not deliver
boxxy
mods
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These sites will help you when you want to visit 4chan:
4chan.on.nimp.org
www.wikihow.com/commit_suicide
Hint: ...
You know it's the last time you want to visit 4chan when:
partyv& is at the door
never ,it will never happen
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When you want to visit 4chan and fail it's probably because:
raid
you are too busy failing at life
you're too busy fapping
each thing contains equal parts of win and fail
cancer
you don't know the address, you idiot
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What would be different in the idea (you want to visit 4chan) if you had a million dollars:
i would buy the domain and change it all to a big picture of tanner bean
i would go to 4chan to see people comment pictures of myself with cheap hookers i did not even post myself
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If you want to visit 4chan it's probably because:
you're a fag
cp
for lulz
you are suicidal
your /b/ored
it is mostly made of win
youre a faggot
newfag
you liek mudkipz
cp
cp
cp
cp
cp
cp
cp
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cp
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cp
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