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If you work as a salesman for the first time, you really should:
  • know what you are talking about FIRST!   
  • and respect tour target everymonth   
  • yes   
  • its trou   
  • explanation   
  • work   
  • reconcidder   
If you work as a salesman you should always:
  • know what you are talking about FIRST!   
  • owe the boss a months wages   
If you work as a salesman you should never:
  • nOTknow what you are talking about FIRST!   
  • leave your diary on your desk   
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If you work as a salesman you might like this about it:
  • if it wasnt for you then...   
  • you could sell crap to the ones that want to know what you are talking about forst   
If you work as a salesman you won't be happy to know that:
  • now in other places you would know how much tricks are there in sales business to make you pay more   
  • some creep will be stealing your leads   
  • the customer is hardly ever right, but they are alwaus the cutomer   
  • the signs are made of plastic   
  • you'll sell your stuff and your body because you cann't sell the things you'd like to sell   
If you work as a salesman then you could enjoy similar things/activities:
  • calling strangers on the telephone durng dinner   
  • driving like an idiot   
If you want to really work as a salesman you should have those things:
  • a deodarant   
  • or be a jew   
  • a gun, and or knifeand lots of money   
  • balls   
  • a Glass Jaw.   
If you work as a salesman and you want to push the limits, try to:
  • sleep only with the FIRSTS   
  • become a salesman of elite something   
  • sleep with your customers   
  • dont do a thing   
  • know what you are talking about FIRST!   
When you work as a salesman it is not the same as ... because ...:
  • having a proper job   
  • used car salesman, because you might be actually not pushed by boss to oversell overpriced cars   
When you work as a salesman it is essentially the same as ... because ...:
  • dating, because... well, you know   
  • whoring, because you want the customer to come back again, and bring their friends too   
  • whatever the person you are seling to does   
When you work as a salesman your "mortal enemies" are:
  • secrataries who call themselves PA's   
  • product dumping   
  • me. Don't even make eye contact.   
These sites will help you when you work as a salesman:
  • www.ForSaleByJeff.net   
You know it's the last time you work as a salesman when:
  • you swear at a prospect   
  • you see me. And make eye contact.   
  • you don't know what you are talking about FIRST!   
When you work as a salesman and fail it's probably because:
  • you seem desperate   
  • you are only trying to sell   
  • you're just not the salesman-type person (not many are)   
  • redymade garments   
What would be different in the idea (you work as a salesman) if you had a million dollars:
  • police chasing you   
  • motivation   
If you work as a salesman it's probably because:
  • first month as asalesman   


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